Bought some new menswear but it got covered with Charlie fur immediately

Stress-cleaned the cutlery drawer

Stress-cleaned the microwave

Doing cinnamon therapy

Sim City 2000 gave me unrealistic expectations about how many Arcologies we'd have by now

Time is running out as I desperately research Top 40 Under 40 lists I might qualify for

To reward myself for doing a thing I was gonna get fast food but it's actually a reward NOT to eat fast food

Stuffed my phone into an armchair in anticipation of the emergency alert test

Saw a pencil on the ground near the neighbourhood school... a little on-the-nose if you ask me

Caught my girlfriend watching Strugglebus Go

Doing a joke for the Staples printing people where I order increasingly unhinged business card designs

Dealing with the falling temperatures and shorter days by making something called Megastew

Dropped off Twitch the last few weeks but back in August/September I was one of the top 5 Go streamers in the world! By some metrics anyway

Catatonically watching a precious metals chart while I yell “MAKE BUTTON BLUE” at my agentic coding IDE

Thinking of downloading Euro Truck Simulator 2 again but it's 32GB and I don't want to see Bratislava THAT much

The show Scrubs is just about how emotional abuse by superiors is funny #2000sTVThoughts

Still disappointed they didn't all die at the end of Entourage

HTML companies are such bureaucracies... even just to draw a simple line you have to contact the <hr> department

If you boost your e-bike at anything less than maximum, you are leaving adrenaline on the table

*watching a live Minecraft event* damn this is some compelling Minecraft

Starting a triad if anyone wants to join

Something is giving me torpor... ah! Must be Seed Oil in the chocolate chip bagels

Sometimes when I witness the ephemeral poetry of Go I weep at its profound beauty. If no one's around